一千英文笑話

以下是一千英文笑話：

1. Why don't scientists trust math?

A scientist thinks he's an alien, he counts his fingers and gets ten, he doesn't believe his head will continue growing!

2. "Doctor, doctor, I've got a rash all over my body"

"It's probably nothing to worry about, what color is it?"

"It's red, white and blue all over!"

3. "I'm sorry, your flight has been delayed."

"Oh, that's OK. I'm not really in a hurry."

"No, you're on a plane."

4. "I'm sorry, we're out of milk."

"That's OK, I can use my own."

"Yeah, but you didn't bring any with you."

5. "What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh."

6. "Why don't skeletons fight each other?"

"Because they don't have enough meat to gnaw on!"

7. "How do you know if you've given someone herpes?"

"You get an infection that keeps coming back, just like your hair styles!"

8. "How do you get rid of a moose?"

"Hide from it!"

9. "I want to speak to the manager."

"I'm sorry, he's in the bathroom."

"Great, I'll wait." (waits for 5 mins)

"He's still in the bathroom."

"Great!" (starts to walk out)

"He's on the phone now."

10. "I can't find my keys..."

"Do you mean you own a car?"

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