一群英文笑話

以下是一群英文笑話：

1. Why don't skeletons talk? Because they're all hollow.

2. Why don't skeletons go to school? Because they're all dead!

3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they're all dead!

5. Why don't skeletons dance? Because they're all dead and have no bones to move.

6. What do you call a person with no arms and no legs? Stairs. ( stairs = step, one at a time)

7. Why don't skeletons sleep? Because they're all dead!

8. What do skeletons have in common? They both have a lot of bones in them!

9. What do you call a person who talks with their mouth full? A talker.

希望這些笑話可以讓你感到開心！