好笑的笑話英文

以下是一些好笑的笑話：

1. Why don't wolves get along with dogs? Because they're both "woof"!

（為什麼狼和狗不能和睦相處？因為他們都是“汪汪”叫的動物。）

2. Why don't birds wear glasses? Because they can't "eye"!

（為什麼鳥不戴眼鏡？因為它們看不見。）

3. Why don't fish sleep with their eyes open? Because they sleep with their "gills" closed!

（魚為什麼睡覺時眼睛是閉著的？因為它們睡覺時用閉著的“鰓”休息。）

4. Why don't cars go to the movies? Because they're always " parked"!

（為什麼汽車不去看電影？因為它們總是“停”著。）

5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

（沒有眼睛的魚你叫它什麼？叫“fsh”!)

以上這些笑話都比較幽默和輕鬆，希望你能喜歡。