幽默的英文笑話

以下是一些幽默的英文笑話:

1. Why don't skeletons hire doctors?

They only operate on corpses.

(為什麼骷髏不用雇醫生?它們只給屍體做手術。)

2. How do you know if a hamster is pregnant?

She'll be weaving webs in the middle of the night.

(你怎么知道一隻倉鼠懷孕了呢?她會半夜編織網。)

3. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh.

(問:你叫一條沒有眼睛的魚叫什麼?答:Fsh,因為瞎(瞎)Fish。)

4. Q: What do you call a fish with no scales?

A: Silky.

(問:你叫沒有鱗片的魚叫什麼?答:Silky,因為光滑的像絲綢一樣。)

5. A: I'm sorry, I'm looking for my glasses. Where did I put them?

B: You put them on your head, didn't you?

(B回答得非常幽默,讓人印象深刻。)