想起英文笑話

以下是一些英文笑話：

1. Why don't trees have hair? Because they use chlorophyll for growth. (樹為什麼沒有頭髮？因為它們用葉綠素生長。)

2. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh (英文中fish 發音和“瞎子”一樣)。

3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they are all dead. (為什麼骷髏不會互相打架？因為它們都死了。)

4. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: "Stop walling me in!" (一面牆對另一面牆說什麼？“別把我圍住了！”)

5. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they have no hands to fight with. (為什麼骷髏不會互相打架？因為它們沒有手來打架。)

希望你會喜歡這些笑話！