日常英文小笑話

以下是一些日常英文小笑話：

1. Why don't birds fly in the rain?

Because they can't fly up and stay up!

2. What did one wall say to another wall?

I'm cold, let's kiss and warm up.

3. How do you make an ostrich?

Put one foot in your mouth.

4. What did one wall say to another wall?

Why are you writing on me?

5. How do you stop a sleepwalker?

Hide a cabbage in his bedroom. When he walks towards it, he will stop suddenly and turn around.

6. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they are all dead.

7. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They have no flesh to make them angry.

8. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they are all empty inside.

以上這些笑話都是比較簡單的，適合初學者或者兒童學習英語時使用。同時，這些笑話也可以幫助你提高聽力和口語能力。