簡訊英文笑話

以下是幾個英文簡訊笑話：

1. A man goes to church and asks the priest, "If I divorce my wife and marry another, would she go to hell?" The priest answers, "No, no one goes to hell as long as they are married to you." The man thinks about it and decides to divorce his wife. He marries his new girlfriend, and after the ceremony he returns to the church to thank the priest. The priest says, "Remember, she would have gone to hell."

2. A mother rat and her little rat were playing outside when they ran into a snare. The mother rat knew that she needed to act quickly if they were to escape. She turned to her little rat and said, "I need you to climb up on my back." The little rat replied, "But mommy, I'm only a rat." The mother rat said, "I know, but you're my rat."

3. A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks him what kind of drink he wants. The man says, "I want a drink that will make me forget about my problems." The bartender suggests a certain type of drink that might help him, but the man says, "No, I want something that will make me forget about everything." So the bartender suggests a shot of whiskey. The man drinks it and leaves. A few minutes later, he comes back into the bar and orders another drink. The bartender asks him why he's back so soon and the man says, "That whiskey made me realize what a mess I am."

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