短篇英文笑話翻譯

以下是個短篇英文笑話的翻譯：

A woman walks into a bar with a piece of paper in her hand. She approaches the bartender and says, "I'd like to buy the first round of drinks tonight." The bartender asks, "What's the special occasion?" She replies, "I just got my period."

一位女士手裡拿著一張紙走進酒吧，她走向吧檯，對吧檯服務員說：“今晚我想為大家買第一批飲料。”吧檯服務員問：“有什麼特別的事情嗎？”她回答：“我來月經了。”

The bartender looks at her curiously and says, "I'm sorry, I don't know what to say to that." The woman smiles and says, "Just make me a tall whiskey on the rocks with a twist."

吧檯服務員好奇地看著她，說：“對不起，我不知道該怎麼回答。”那位女士微笑著說：“給我來杯冰過的威士忌就行。”

The story is meant to be comical because it's a situation where you wouldn't expect a woman to drink while on their period, but you don't know how they would handle it. So even if you haven't had a period yourself, you can still enjoy this story as a different perspective on human behavior.