笑話一則醫生你不要笑

好的，請問您需要哪一種語言的幽默笑話？我可以為您提供中文或英文的幽默笑話。

中文幽默笑話：

醫生：你怎麼了？

病人：我感冒了。

醫生：嗯，感冒有點嚴重啊。

病人：是的，現在我連呼吸都開始感覺困難了。

醫生：這可不好玩啊。

病人：當然不好玩，所以我來看醫生了。

醫生：那你還笑？

病人：我只是為了讓你專心聽我說話，以免你聽到我喘氣聲時笑出聲來。

英文幽默笑話：

Doctor: What's the matter?

Patient: I have a cold.

Doctor: Hmm, it's a bit serious.

Patient: Yes, now I even feel like I can't breathe properly.

Doctor: That's not very funny.

Patient: Of course not, that's why I came to see the doctor.

Doctor: So why are you laughing?

Patient: I just wanted to make sure you listened to me attentively so that you wouldn't laugh when you heard my breathing.

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