笑話篇英文

以下是一些笑話篇英文：

1. "Why don't skeletons go on diets?"

* "Because they weight too much already and can't afford to lose any more bones!"

2. "Why don't computers get sunburn?"

* "Because they have anti-glare screens!"

3. "What do you call a person who keeps on talking in a meeting?"

* "A talker. But you can also call them a bore."

4. "Why don't computers get sick?"

* "Because they have virus-free software and healthy hard drives!"

5. "What do you call a person who speaks three languages?"

* "A polyglot. Or if they also know English, you can call them a linguist."

希望以上笑話能夠幫助您開心起來！