簡單英文笑話集

以下是一些簡單的英文笑話：

1. Why don't doctors ask patients if they are feeling well? Because they don't want to encourage them to stay sick!

2. The doctor said that my daughter should avoid all chocolate. I said, "But she's a vegetarian!" The doctor said, "Well, that's why she has to go to a different kind of doctor!"

3. A mother is telling her son how important it is to take care of himself and his health. He asks, "Mom, if I can't take care of myself, who will?"

4. The doctor asked his patient, "How many lumps of sugar do you put in your coffee?" "Just one," the patient replied. "Why?" asked the doctor. "If I put in any more, they would have to share a cup with the cream."

5. Why don't chickens wear their underwear up? Because they wear it inside out!

6. The doctor said, "You need to rest for a few days." The patient replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was so tired!"

7. The doctor said, "You need to lose weight." The patient replied, "Oh, it's alright, I already feel so much better!"

8. The mother asked her son if he had kissed a girl yet. He replied, "Yes, I kissed a girl today, and she wants to be my girlfriend!" The mother replied, "But did you find out what type of cheese she likes?"

希望這些笑話能夠讓你感到開心！