網路笑話英文

以下是一些網路笑話的英文版本：

1. "Why don't you wear your seat belt? You might get into an accident!" "I'm not worried, because I'm always driving."

2. "Why don't you exercise more? You'll feel better." "I already feel great! I'm on the internet all day."

3. "Did you hear about the new app? It can predict the future!" "I'm not sure if I want to know the future, especially if it involves me getting lost in a maze of apps."

4. "Did you know that computers are now able to tell if you're a good person or not?" "Oh, I hope I pass! I always try to be nice to people."

5. "Did you hear about the new technology that can make your dreams come true?" "I hope it works! I've always wanted to be a professional athlete."

希望以上笑話的英文版本能給您帶來歡樂和輕鬆的氛圍！