英文一分鐘笑話

以下是一分鐘的英文笑話：

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh.

Q: What do you call a fish with no legs?

A: Fsh again!

Q: What do you call a fish with no nose?

A: Fish lips.

以上是一個基本的文字遊戲，主要基於問答和單詞變化。這種類型的笑話通常不需要複雜的思維，只要能理解基本的英語語法和單詞含義就能理解。

另外，我也可以給您一些更傳統的英文笑話：

Why don't frogs sit on chairs?

A: Because they have no bottoms, and chairs need bottoms.

Q: Why don't pigs wear helmets?

A: Because they think it's unfair for their hair to be covered up.

希望這些笑話可以給您帶來歡樂！