英文大全笑話

以下是一些英文笑話：

1. Why don't women get bald more often?

答：Because they use more hair products.

(為什麼女性不更經常地禿頂？因為她們使用更多的頭髮產品。)

2. How do you know if a man is smart?

答：He wears glasses.

(你怎么知道一個人聰明？他戴眼鏡。)

3. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

答： They're already dead.

(為什麼骷髏不會互相打架？因為他們已經死了。)

4. Can you teach an old dog new tricks?

答： No, because old dogs know the tricks already.

(你能教一隻老狗新花樣嗎？不能，因為老狗已經知道那些花樣了。)

5. What do you call a person who talks in their sleep?

答： A talker.

(你如何稱呼睡覺時說話的人？答案是一個“話癆”。)

希望這些笑話能讓你開心！