英文幽默笑話大全

以下是一些英文幽默笑話：

1. Why don't scientists use calculus to work out the universe?

- They use it all the time. It's just they're more interested in problems that require integration and differential equations.

2. How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time, of course!

3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have enough bling.

4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

5. What do you call a fish with no scales? Fsh again!

6. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have enough skeletons.

7. What do you call a chicken that looks like a dinosaur? Chickasaur (類似：What do you call a doctor who looks like a cow? Cow doctor)

8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef (腿肉)

希望這些笑話能給你帶來歡樂！