英文的笑話

以下是一些英文的笑話：

1. Why don't skeletons speak English? Because they are afraid of their own echoes!

2. Why don't ghosts wear watches? Because they don't want to know what time it is in their past!

3. Why don't vampires eat ice cream? Because they're lactose intolerant!

4. Why did the ice cream say "excuse me" to the hot dog? Because it wanted a better chance at getting some fries!

希望你能從中找到一些樂趣！