英文笑話中文

以下是一些英文笑話的中文翻譯：

1. "Why don't you wear your glasses when you eat apples?" "Because they make me look like a fish."

“你吃蘋果的時候為什麼不戴眼鏡呢？”“因為它們讓我看起來像是一條魚。”

2. "Why don't you go to the doctor?" "Because I don't have a headache."

“你為什麼不去看醫生？”“因為我沒有頭痛。”

3. "Why don't you eat more vegetables?" "Because they taste like dirt."

“你為什麼不多吃蔬菜？”“因為它們嘗起來像泥土。”

4. "Why don't you brush your teeth?" "Because my mouth is clean."

“你為什麼不去刷一下牙？”“因為我的嘴巴很乾淨。”

5. "Why don't you wear a helmet when you ride a bike?" "Because I am a motorcycle."

“你為什麼騎腳踏車的時候不戴頭盔？”“因為我是機車。”