英文笑話句子

以下是一些英文笑話句子：

1. “How can I express this in English?” - said by someone who doesn't know any English.

2. "Are you talking to me?" - Said in confusion when someone seems to be addressing you, but they may be addressing someone else.

3. "If looks could kill..." - Said when someone is displaying a very stern or disapproving expression.

4. "A-one, A-two, I-three, U-four!" - said by the speaker in the hallway to those they encounter on the way.

5. "Is there anyone in this country who doesn't have a computer?" - Said by a person who is amazed that someone doesn't have a computer.

以上這些句子在日常交流中常常能帶來歡笑。請注意，幽默通常需要雙方都能理解的文化和語境，所以在使用這些句子時請確保對方能夠理解其幽默含義。