英文笑話大全中文

以下是一些英文笑話大全的中文翻譯：

1. “Why don't you wear your glasses?” “Because I can see well without them.”（“你為什麼不戴眼鏡呢？” “因為我不戴眼鏡也能看得很好。”）

2. “How much does a car weigh?” “Just a second, let me put on my scale pants.”（“一輛車多重？” “等一下，讓我穿上我的稱重褲。”）

3. “I don't know where my keys are, I must have lost them in the library.” “Oh, where did you lose them? In the math section?”（“我不知道我的鑰匙在哪裡，我一定是把它們丟在圖書館了。”“喔，你是在哪丟的？在數學區嗎？”）

4. “I'm feeling a little under the weather today.” “Oh, you don't look well. You look like you've been hit by a truck.”（“我今天感覺有點不舒服。”“喔，你看起來不太好。你好像被卡車撞了。”）

5. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the other side and make it a double.”（“為什麼雞要過馬路？”“為了到另一邊並且還要過一條馬路。”）

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