英文笑話大全集

以下是一些英文笑話大全集：

1. Why don't you answer the phone? It's me.

2. How do you know my name? I am your mother.

3. I have to take a decision between working and having an operation.

4. If I tell you, you won't believe it. But it's true.

5. I am a doctor, not a miracle worker.

6. I am sorry, but I don't speak French. I am French.

7. Can you keep a secret? Yes, I am.

8. Can you keep a secret? No, I am a policeman.

9. Can you keep a secret? No, I am a lawyer.

10. How much money do you earn? Half of what my wife earns.

這些笑話都基於語言的雙關和幽默感，希望你喜歡！