英文笑話對話

以下是一組英文笑話對話：

對話一：

A: I can't believe I forgot my keys again.

B: Don't worry, I'll let you in with my master key.

A: Thank you! But I don't think my wife will like that.

B: Oh, you're right. She's very strict about locking up at night.

對話二：

A: Can you believe the price of gas these days?

B: I'm not surprised. It's always the same. Every time someone raises the price, the price goes down again immediately.

A: So, is it really cheaper to fill up than it used to be?

B: Oh, yeah, I just filled up and it cost me $12.50 less than last time!

這些對話都帶有一些幽默元素，讓人發笑。但是需要注意的是，笑話在不同的文化和語言中可能會有不同的理解方式。