英文笑話書

以下是一些英文笑話書的例子:

1. "Why don't skeletons fight each other?"

"Because they're all dead."

2. "Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they're all in the ground."

3. "Why don't dogs wear clothes?"

"Because they're dogs."

4. "What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh."

5. "Why don't skeletons fight each other in the dark?"

"Because they're all scared."

這些笑話都非常簡單,但也很幽默,希望你會喜歡。如果你對其他類型的笑話感興趣,我可以為你提供更多。