英文笑話謎語

當然可以，以下是一些英文笑話謎語：

1.

謎語：What kind of dog can clear up a garbage disposal?

答案：A hairdresser's dog.

2.

謎語：What do you call a sheep with no head?

答案：A mutton.

3.

謎語：Why don't doctors like to be weight-lifted?

答案：Because it hurts so much!

4.

謎語：What do you call a person who keeps on walking?

答案：A treader.

5.

謎語：Why don't skeletons fight each other?

答案：They don't have enough flesh to fight with.

6.

謎語：What do you call a person who doesn't know how to drive?

答案：A student (as in 'a learner').

7.

謎語：What kind of dog sleeps all day and drinks milk all night?

答案：A policeman's dog (police dog).

8.

謎語：What kind of doctor can always find a patient in need of surgery?

答案：A farmer. (farmer often finds lots of people who need surgery to clear up their land).

9.

謎語：What kind of tree never loses its leaves?

答案：A fig tree (fig leaves are never lost).

希望這些英文笑話謎語能幫助您增進英語口語和聽力技能！