英文笑話集

以下是一些英文笑話：

1. Why don't skeletons dance? Because they're all bones.

2. Why don't skeletons sing? Because there's no flesh and blood.

3. Why don't skeletons fall over? Because there's no flesh and blood to support them.

4. What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a kangaroo? A "wallaboo"!

5. A dog, a pig, and a sheep go up a hill. The pig doesn't want to go up, the pig can't go up, and the sheep promises to bring them food the next day.

以上笑話都比較簡單，並且大多數都是基於語言的雙關和語音遊戲來製造幽默的。希望能給您帶來歡樂！