英文經典笑話系列

以下是一些英文經典笑話：

1. If two birds were walking along a street and one of them fell into a sewer, would the other one try to help it out? No, it would say, "Oops"!

2. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: Keep away from me! I have a sensitive personality.

3. Q: Why don't birds wear seat belts? A: Because they don't drive!

4. Q: Why don't bears wear spectacles? A: They can't trust their eyes because they are always bluffing.

5. A fish said to the other fish, "See my big red belly? I am very healthy."

6. Two dictionaries fell in the water. One was startled and shouted "Pardon?" The other one said "Never mind."

這些笑話簡潔明了，富有幽默感，很適合用來營造歡樂的氣氛。