英文聖誕笑話

以下是幾個聖誕節笑話：

1. Q: What do you call a Christmas cake without any icing? A: A do-it-yourself!

2. Q: What do you call a fat Santa? A: A reindeer!

3. Q: What do you call a tall Christmas tree? A: A pine tree!

4. Q: Why didn’t Santa leave cookies for the kids? A: He had a belly ache!

5. Q: How do you make a snowman on the Fourth of July? A: Take a hamburger!

6. Q: Why don’t Christmas trees have horns? A: They don’t go to church!

7. Q: How do you make a snowball fight in the desert? A: Use sandballs!

8. Q: Why did the Christmas tree feel lonely? A: Because it didn’t have any lights!

9. Q: Why don’t Christmas presents laugh? A: Because they know what happens if they do!

希望這些笑話可以給你帶來一些聖誕節歡樂！