英文脫口秀笑話

英文脫口秀笑話：

笑話一：

Why don't doctors have pretty daughters?

Patient: Because they always marry fat, married, divorced men!

Doctor: But how could you possibly know that?

Patient: Oh, you said I had a large belly, too.

笑話二：

Doctor: (pointing at his watch) Can you please hurry up?

Patient: (walking faster) But, doctor, it takes time to take off my pants!

笑話三：

Doctor: If I pull this needle out, will it hurt?

Patient: Not if you tickle me first.

Doctor: (tickling patient) Not so funny now, are you?

Patient: Oh yes, much!

這些笑話主要是關於醫生和病人的互動，病人的一些趣言趣語讓人發笑。當然，在看這些笑話的時候，請注意保持幽默感，同時也要尊重醫療工作者。