英文諧音笑話

英文諧音笑話：

Why don't women make money? Because they spend it all on their appearance!（為什麼女性不賺錢呢？因為他們把所有的錢都花在打扮上了！）

Can you believe I left my phone in the other one?（你能相信我把手機落在另一輛車上了嗎？）

Excuse me, where is the nearest coffee shop? （請問，最近的咖啡店在哪裡？）

“It's a nice day, isn't it?” said the teacher. “Yes, but I think it will start raining soon. You can feel it in the air.”（老師說：“今天天氣不錯，是吧？” “是的，但我覺得很快就會下雨。你都能感覺到空氣中的雨意。”）