英文謎語笑話

以下是一些英文謎語笑話：

1. Q: What kind of dog can sit up and drink beer? A: A doggy bag for beer! (This is a pun on the words "bag" and "beer," referring to a container that holds beer.)

2. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: "Stop talking to me! I'm getting confused with you!" (This is a pun on the words "confused" and "meadow.")

3. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: "I'm feeling a bit drafty!" (This is a pun on the word "drafty" and the fact that walls don't usually talk.)

4. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: "I'm feeling a bit damp!" (This is a pun on the word "damp" and the fact that walls don't usually talk.)

5. Q: Why don't walls wear hats? A: Because they don't want to get their heads stuck in the hat pegs! (This is a pun on the word "hat" and "peg.")

6. Q: What do you call a wall with no ears? A: A wall that doesn't hear you! (This is a pun on the word "wall" and the fact that walls don't have ears.)

7. Q: Why don't walls fall over? A: Because they're made of cardboard! (This is a pun on the word "fall" and the fact that cardboard doesn't fall over.)

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