英語小笑話

以下是一個簡單的英語小笑話:

Teacher: How do you write 'lie' in English?

Student: You just write 'rst' on your left and 't' on your right.

Teacher: What's the difference between a dog and a rooster?

Student: A dog barks, but a rooster cocks.

希望這個笑話能讓你感到開心!