諧音英文笑話

諧音英文笑話有：

* Why don't they have toilets? Because they have their own language.（為什麼他們沒有廁所？因為他們有自己的語言。）

* Why didn't the thief call the police? Because he had no phone.（小偷為什麼不報警？因為他沒有電話。）

* Why don't you speak louder? So that people can hear you.（你為什麼不說大聲點？這樣人們就能聽見你了。）

此外，還有Why don't you take a better decision?（你為什麼不做出更好的選擇）等。