english jokes英文笑話

以下是一些英文笑話：

1. Why don't skeletons dance? Because they're all bones.

2. Why don't frogs like to swim? Because they're afraid they'll get wet.

3. What did one wall say to another wall? I'm so tired of being brushed off by everyone.

4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

5. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they're all already laid out.

6. What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's not rent, and just stay together forever.

以上笑話大部分屬於諧音或隱喻類的笑話，比較容易理解。如果你需要更多特定的笑話，請告訴我你的興趣和背景，我會盡力提供適合的笑話。