jokes英文笑話

以下是一些英文笑話：

1. Why don't skeletons ever laugh? Because they've seen too many horror movies. （為什麼骷髏從來不笑？因為他們看太多恐怖電影了。）

2. Why don't skeletons play poker? Because they have no cards. （為什麼骷髏不玩撲克？因為他們沒有牌。）

3. What did one wall say to another wall? I'm glad we're not on speaking terms. （一面牆對另一面牆說什麼？我很慶幸我們沒有在談話。）

4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have any hands. （為什麼骷髏不會互相打架？因為他們沒有手。）

5. Why don't skeletons go to the beach? Because they're all bones and can't tan. （為什麼骷髏不會去海灘？因為他們都是骨頭，不能曬黑。）

希望這些笑話可以讓你開心！