short jokes英文笑話

以下是一些英文短笑話:

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they're all hollow.

2. Why don't skeletons play cards? Because they're all dead.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

4. Why did the fish go to the doctor? Because it had a cold.

5. Why did the fish go to the dentist? Because it had a toothache.

希望這些笑話能讓你感到開心!