中英對照笑話

以下是一些中英笑話：

中文笑話：

1. 有一次，一個人走進一家酒吧，點了一杯啤酒，然後坐下來開始看報。幾分鐘後，他覺得口很渴，就對服務員說：“不好意思，能再給我一杯啤酒嗎？”服務員回答：“沒問題，你還要報紙嗎？”

2. 一個人走進一家餐廳，點了一份炒飯。服務員問他要加什麼配料，他說：“加蛋。”服務員問：“要加幾個蛋？”他說：“兩個。”服務員把兩個蛋放在他面前，他很驚訝地問：“你是怎么把兩個蛋放在這么小的碗裡的？”

英文笑話：

1. A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer, then sat down to read a newspaper. After a few minutes, he felt very thirsty and asked the waitress, “Excuse me, could I have another beer please?” The waitress replied, “Sure thing, do you want your newspaper too?”

2. A person walked into a restaurant and ordered some fried rice with eggs. The waitress asked him what kind of toppings he wanted, and he said “with egg.” The waitress asked, “How many eggs do you want?” He said, “Two.” The waitress put two eggs in front of him and he was surprised to ask, “How did you put two eggs in such a small bowl?”