英文冷笑話大全

以下是一些英文冷笑話大全：

1. "I'm not surprised, it was never that good to begin with."

2. "I don't know why you're surprised, it's always like this."

3. "I don't know what you're crying about, it's not like you lost."

4. "I don't know why you're laughing, it's not that funny."

5. "Don't complain about the food, you never ordered anything to begin with."

6. "I don't know what all the fuss is about, it's not like it's a Michelin star restaurant."

7. "I don't know why you're disappointed, it was never that good to begin with."

8. "I don't know why you're so upset, it's not like you won the lottery."

9. "I don't care if you didn't get into the college you wanted, it's not the end of the world."

10. "You don't seem happy about it, I thought you loved the snow?"

這些冷笑話都可以表達一種輕蔑或者嘲諷的態度。請注意在適當的時候使用，並尊重他人的感受。