英文烏龍笑話

以下是一些英文的烏龍笑話：

1. “Why don’t birds wear seatbelts in cars?” “Because they fall out if they do!”

2. “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.”

3. “What did one wall say to another wall? ” “Shut up, I’m wallpaper!”

4. “What do you call a person who is not at all paranoid? An optimist.”

5. “What did one wall say to the other wall? “You’ve got some major bricks!”

6. Two milkshake flew out of my hair, one in a convenient store.”

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