英文短篇笑話集

以下是一些英文短篇笑話：

1. Why don't skeletons dance? Because they're all at rehearsal.

2. Why don't skeletons have Facebook? Because they don't have a life to post.

3. Why don't skeletons talk on the phone? Because they don't have a life to text.

4. What do skeletons and dentists have in common? They both want you to floss more.

5. What do skeletons and chefs have in common? They both like to roast.

希望這些笑話能讓你開心！