英文笑話猜謎

好的，我來回答一些英文笑話猜謎：

1. Q: What did one wall say to another wall?

A: "You're looking a little dusty, dear."

2. Q: What did one wall say to its reflection in the bathroom mirror?

A: "Don't worry, dear, you'll get there eventually."

3. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh.

4. Q: What do you call a fish with no legs?

A: Fsh trot.

5. Q: What do you call a fish with no scales?

A: Fsh slipper.

6. Q: What do you call a fish with no nose?

A: Fish (no one) in nose.

7. Q: Why don't fish sleep with their eyes open?

A: They don't have any.

8. Q: Why don't fish have wheels?

A: They'd need a license for that! (in reference to automobile licenses)

9. Q: How do fish take a better decision?

A: They throw their money into water!

(Money symbolized as fishes)

10. Q: Can a fish hold a gun?

A: Sure, why not? They have fins! (It is suggested that they have finnish hands, that's why)

希望這些英文笑話猜謎能夠給您帶來歡樂！