英語幽默笑話300篇

以下是300篇英語幽默笑話：

1. Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a laptop? A: A monkey can type faster than a laptop.

2. Why didn't the man in the yellow car stop? A: He was driving a red car.

3. Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when you don't want to listen? A: A monotonous jerk.

4. Q: What do you call a person who is always late for work? A: A late-comer.

5. Q: What do you call a person who is always on time? A: A punctual person.

6. Q: What do you call a person who is always happy? A: An optimist.

7. Q: What do you call a person who doesn't believe in global warming? A: A denier.

8. Q: Why did the astronaut always have to take his helmet off when he visited the office? A: Because he couldn't be expected to speak properly with his head covered in space-puffs.

9. Q: Why didn't the bus driver let the passenger off the bus? A: Because it was a trolleybus.

10. Q: Why didn't the cook buy enough meat for the dish? A: Because he had too many rules in his head and couldn't remember what the dish was called!

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