jokes英文笑話園地

以下是一些英文笑話：

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts.

2. Why don't bats fight each other? Because they are afraid they would hit their own hands.

3. A policeman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I need to buy a round for the house."

The bartender asks, "Do you mean the entire bar?" The policeman replies, "No, I just want the mouse trap."

4. Q: What did one wall say to another wall? A: Shut up! You're scaring the paint off me!

5. Why did the fish cross the road? Because it was late and wanted to get some milk.

6. A doctor is a professional who knows which end of a needle is the sharp end.

7. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they are all empty inside.

8. Why don't birds fly south for the winter? Because they're too lazy.

9. A woman goes to her doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with my left foot - it doesn't work properly." The doctor says, "Give me a neurological examination and then I'll diagnose." After the examination, the doctor says, "OK, your problem is due to the fact that you put too much weight on your right foot." The woman replies, "Doctor, my right foot doesn't work either!"

希望這些笑話能夠讓您笑出聲！