中英文笑話

中文笑話：

有一個人去買菜，看見前面一個人提著籃子，他便跟上去，說：“你要買些什麼？”前面那人說：“我要買金子。”他聽了，趕緊走開，邊走邊說：“我賣金子。”

英文笑話：

A man goes to the market and follows a person carrying a basket. He asks, "What do you want to buy?" The person ahead answers, "I want to buy gold." The man runs away immediately, saying, "I sell gold." But the funny thing is, he sells nothing but gold!