英文漫畫笑話

英文漫畫笑話如下：

1. Why don't birds fly south for winter? Because they're frozen here already!

為什麼鳥兒們不用飛到南方過冬呢？因為它們已經在這裡凍僵了！

2. Why don't frogs croak when it snows? Because their lungs freeze!

為什麼青蛙在雪天不會叫呢？因為它們的肺會凍結！

3. A doctor and a dentist are walking down the street when a fly lands on the dentist's nose. The doctor tries to swat the fly, but misses. The dentist says, "I'm sorry, Doctor, but you're not very good at this fly-swatting business." The doctor replies, "Don't worry, I'm not really a doctor."

一個醫生和一個牙醫在街上走，這時一隻蒼蠅落在了牙醫的鼻子上。醫生試圖拍打蒼蠅，但是沒有打中。牙醫說：“對不起，醫生，但你在打蒼蠅這件事上不是很有天賦。”醫生回答：“別擔心，我不是真正的醫生。” 這個笑話主要運用了反轉和雙關。

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